Friday, February 21, 2014

GO(LD) CANADA!!!!

Here's what happens in Canada when the Olympic men's hockey gold medal match is scheduled for the wee hours of the morning:

Alberta opens their bars early.
Saskatchewan keeps their bars open.
BC tells their bars they can open, but they can't serve alcohol.


WTF?  I don't deserve this - I didn't riot.  I should get to do the canadian thing too and have a beer while I watch hockey, but NNNNOOOOO...all these west coasters - these perfect hippies with their bicycles and yoga mats, and their environmentally friendly cloth bags full of organic greens, and their pent up rage - went and ruined it for everyone...


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