I ran out of sandwich bags. So, when I went to the store for milk, I stopped in the bag aisle. I found the sandwich bags and picked up the box of 50 bags. But then I saw that the box of 75 bags was half the price. Who's the idiot who would buy 50 bags for twice the price of 75 bags I thought!?? Not me! So I put back the box of 50, grabbed the 75, paid half the price and went home with a big smirk on my face!
Next morning I made myself a nice sandwich - turkey on squirrel bread with sprouts and cucumber slices. I opened my new box of bags and went to insert my sandwich to find that it only fit half way. WHAT?! What the heck is this?
I pulled out my sandwich and examined the bag - it was sandwich size across, but only half the depth of a sandwich. I've been ripped off!
I grabbed the box and took a closer look. "75 bags 16.5 cm x 8.2cm". WHAT THE F??? A slice of bread is approximately 16.5 x 14.9 centimetres. Duh. Okay. Who's the idiot now??
YES. That's right - it's the guy who made a Half-A-Sandwich bag. What good is a half a sandwich bag?? And to top it off - if you are going to make a half a sandwich bag at least put an even number of bags in the friggin box. So now, because of some guy who's obviously never even had a sandwich, I have to make 38 sandwiches, bag 37.5 sandwiches for lunches and let the second half of sandwich #38 go stale on the counter.
All because some guy who failed 'How to use a ruler 101' goes into bag making. What's next - Half-A-Pair-Of-Shoes boxes???
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Thursday, August 9, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
Trilogy
I work in IT. I'm pretty nerdy so I fit in....most of the time....
Co-worker 1: Did you hear they are making the Hobit into three movies?
Co-worker 2: Ya, that sucks. Like that isn't a money grab.
Co-worker 3: Where are they going to get all the extra content from? Even with the appendices they can't stretch it into three movies.
Co-worker 4: I can't believe it either, but you know I did find some clips online and it looks like they are going to do some pretty cool stuff.
Tanya: I wish they'd make Magic Mike into three movies.
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Co-worker 1: Did you hear they are making the Hobit into three movies?
Co-worker 2: Ya, that sucks. Like that isn't a money grab.
Co-worker 3: Where are they going to get all the extra content from? Even with the appendices they can't stretch it into three movies.
Co-worker 4: I can't believe it either, but you know I did find some clips online and it looks like they are going to do some pretty cool stuff.
Tanya: I wish they'd make Magic Mike into three movies.
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