An Actual Conversation at Beer Club

TOPIC - my sophisticated beer rating system.

NOT ME: "What is that?"

ME: "It's a pitcher, instead of a rating on a strictly numerical system, like say 12.4/17.5, I will colour in the pitcher depending on how good the beer is out of seventeen-point-five. The fuller the better. See. This beer good = full pitcher. That beer bad = empty."

NOT ME: "You're a woman, shouldn't you use a vacuum bag illustration so you can relate? But then, would a full vacuum bag be good? Means your floor is clean but now you have to change the bag. So maybe an empty bag is better? I don't know - you're the woman - is it better to have a full or empty vacuum bag?"